Vanilla

我發現打文章就像吸大麻一樣快樂，已經和我的生活完全分不開了。所以，我又回來了。

哎呀，好不容易又狠下心回到這裡，還請多多見諒嘛。

貼個笑話吧。不過是英文噢。反正沒有太難的文法，國中生大概也可以看得懂。

這是原文(不是我打的)：

One day,there was a mother rat. There was her son. They were searching. They were in the kitchen. They met the cat. The mother rat barked. She barked like a dog. She barked at the cat. The cat got scared. The cat ran away. The mother rat spoke. She spoke to her son. She said,"See? Now you can understand the importanceof a second language!"

看完這篇古人的作文，我當時真是笑翻了。

這是精簡版：

One day,there was a mother rat and her son. They were in the kitchen searching for food. However,they met the cat. The mother rat barked at the cat to scare the cat away. As a result,the cat ran away and the mother cat spoke to her son proudly,"See? Now you can understand the importanceof a second language!"